May 31, 2008

happy card.

that mistress and i just finished our nightly round of moolah.
stupid cupids because we both have exams soonish.
babeh, we are "levelling" -on par coughcough
xx

i am a 4-5 lifepath so here is the condensed version.

The Life Path 4 suggests that you entered this plane with a natural genius for planning, fixing, building, and somehow, with practical application and cerebral excellence, making things work. You are one of the most trustworthy, practical, and down-to-earth of individuals; the cornerstone members of society.

Indeed, as a Life Path 4, you are a builder of society. The cream of the crop in this Life Path can be a master builder in society. if you are among these highly talented people, you have an idealistic nature which is grounded in practical terms, allowing you to conceive grandiose, far-reaching schemes and carry them through to the end. If you desire and are willing to work for it, you can achieve enormous success, prestige, and fame. Obviously, everyone with a 4 Life Path does not become famous.

All with this Life Path have the ability to take orders and to carry them out with dedication and perseverance and many 4s live and work happily in this context. But so often, the 4 Life Path is the entrepreneur and manager in the community. In either role, you always demand as much from yourself as you do from others, and sometimes a lot more.

You have the kind of will power that is often mistaken for sheer stubbornness. You don't think of yourself as dogged, but your honest beliefs and that ever direct speech makes you come across as completely unremitting. Once a decision is made, it will be followed through to the conclusion, right, wrong, or indifferent. You are very set in your ways and determined to handle things the way you are so certain that they should be handled. Your tenacity of purpose and ability to get the job done borders on obsession. You are a wonderful manager with a great sense of how to get the job done.

You are an excellent organizer and planner because of your innate ability to view things in a very common sense and practical way. This stems from a strong desire to be a perfectionist in your labor. Planning is necessary to avoid errors. It's very likely that a 4 Life Path person invented the to-do list, because it is the rare Life Path 4 who doesn't have one by her side at all times. Your life is programed in an orderly fashion permitting you to catalog and manage the flow of ideas and activities that fill your day. Indeed, you seem to function best when you are under the gun and facing a tough set of problems.

Loyal and devoted, you make the best of your marriage, and you are always the good provider. Friends may be few in number, but you are very close to them and once friendships are made, they often last a lifetime.

The number 4 is solidly associated with the element of earth from which it gains its strength and utter sense of reality. You are one of the most dependable people you know. If patience and determination can ever win, you are sure to achieve great success in life. Often, you are called on to take care of others; to finish what they have started. It may not seem fair and probably isn't, but it may be the key to your accomplishment and reputation.

The negative side of the 4 can prove dogmatic to an excess, narrow-minded, and repressive. A lot of skin-deep people turn you off, and you lack the tact to keep your feelings from being totally clear to all around. Additionally, the negative 4 has a bad tendency to get caught up in the daily routine of affairs, missing the big picture and major opportunities that come along once in a while.

The Life Path 5 suggests that you entered this plane with a highly progressive mindset, with the attitude and skills to make the world a better place. The key word for your Life Path is freedom. In the pursuit of freedom, you are naturally versatile, adventurous, and advanced in your thinking. You are one of those people who is always striving to find answers to the many questions that life poses. The byword for the positive Life Path 5 is constant change and improvement. You want to be totally unrestrained, as this is the number most often associated with the productive use of freedom.

You may be one of the most compassionate of people as the 5 is surely the most freedom-loving and compassionate Life Path. Your love of freedom extends to humanity at large, and concern for your fellow man, his freedom and his welfare, may be foremost in your mind. A great Life Path 5 American President, Abraham Lincoln, issued the Emancipation Proclamation, and ended slavery in America. As the ultimate progressive thinker type, your potential in government, the law, and other positions of authority is unlimited.

You are a good communicator, and you know how to motivate people around you. This may be your strongest and most valuable trait. Because of this skill, and your amazing wit, you are a truly natural born salesman. This ability to sell and motivate extends to any sort of physical product all the way through to whatever ideas or concepts you may embrace.

You abhor routine and boring work, and you are not very good at staying with everyday tasks that must be finished on time. On the average, the number 5 personality is rather happy-go-lucky; living for today, and not worrying too much about tomorrow. It is also important for you to find a job that provides thought-provoking tasks rather than routine and redundant responsibilities. You do best dealing with people, but the important thing is that you have the flexibility to express yourself at all times. You have an innate ability to think through complex matters and analyze them quickly, but then be off to something new.

A love of adventure may dominate your life. This may take the form of mental or physical manifestation, but in either case, you thrill to the chance for exploration and blazing new trails. Surely you belong to a group considered the most worldly and traveled. Clearly you are not one to pass up a good venture. You have quite a lot of the risk-taker in your makeup. If you aren't putting your money at stake, you are surely open to a wide variety of risks in your everyday life. Taking the conservative approach is just not in your nature.

In romance, you hate to be tied down and restricted. This doesn't necessarily mean that you are unfaithful or promiscuous, but it does mean that a good partner for you needs to understand your nature. A relationship based on jealousy and having tight reigns is not going to work at all for you. A partner who understands your need to be free and trusted will find you trustworthy, even if you aren't constantly available and totally dutiful. It is important for you to mix with people of a like mind, and to try to avoid those that are too serious and demanding.

If you are living on the negative side of the Life Path 5, you are apt to be multitalented, but suffering from some lack of direction, and there is confusion surrounding your ambition. Restless, discontent, and impulsive, you may bounce from one job to the next without accomplishing much at all. A negative Life Path 5 can become very irresponsible in tasks and decisions concerning the home and business life. The total pursuit of sensation and adventure can result in your becoming self-indulgent and totally unaware of the feelings of those around you.

Can you see what's wrong with this picture?!?!
They are both total opposites.
One rigid in nature, the other full of colour.

No wonder i have a bipolar diorder. BOO!~

& contrary to popular belief, i'm not such a bad person after all.
-just mistaken

btw, i bought a sewing machine.
the baby is in mint condition, intact.
thanks mj for chipping in, really sweet.
which reminds me, i should open it to check ey =/

there, some vespa lovin'
in the best colours.

May 30, 2008

expensive baby.

if i has $10,000:-

1. tag heuer, 1340
because me and mr. t saw this uber excellente watch in mv on the day we both decided we wanted to make funny faces at the man who was trying to sell us highend watches.

2. georg jensen, 1500
because i was sort of passing by the store at chaddy and standing from outside i was impressed by the simplicity of this structured watch

3. marni, 1400
because i have been on ebay ever so often i keep passing by this bag and decided to check it out on its website, http://www.marni.com/ please go do yourself a favor, dont indulge

5. balenciaga, 1500
because this is a very casual bag i can carry with me on a daily basis, to dump all my things into it and lug it around like excess baggage

6. chanel 3,000+
because everybody needs a chanel.

7. lv damier pochette, 300
because this is one of those cheap thrills you indulge into when you have not enough moolah

8. lv speedy 30, 650
because this is the second cheap thrill you indulge into after your first cheap thrill has ended

9. gucci luggage bag 3000
because i want something which has nice red and green straps to carry around which is big enough

10. guess white watch, 300


damn it! my total came up to >10000.

how?
id say, nos. 1, 7, 8, 10 are reachable by this year..(ill post pictures up when i do)

and then i might have to pick and choose.
either that or give me:
a. 5 years
by then i would have my degree and the education needed plus a little bit of experience in the workforce to expand my assets

b. a rich oil tangki
this old dude right here would provide those assets which i would inherit for being together with him for X amount of year (hopefully 2-3 or less)

c. some sex toys
this to keep him happy but im sure he would have moolah to pay for it anyways

d. amphetamines
to keep myself sane within those 2-3 years (as long as it doesnt kill me first)
-it is unfortunate i wouldnt be able to force feed this to him as he would need to have a "natural" death.
fck me!

okok enough bullshit.

heres' to stimulate your minds for a stipple.

A game-show host has placed a car behind one of three doors. There is a goat behind each of the other doors. "First you point toward a door," he says. "Then I'll open one of the other doors to reveal a goat. After I've shown you the goat, you make your final choice whether to stick with your initial choice of doors, or to switch to the remaining door. You win whatever is behind the door." You begin by pointing to door number 1. The host shows you that door number 3 has a goat. What should you do (assuming you want the best odds of winning the car)?

a. switch to door #2
b. stay with door #1
c. no difference
d. punch the host in the jaw

ans: the monty hall problem


ps. creepy dude voiceover yea?

ill post up pics of uber cool vespas next (:
chuggachuggachug
xoxo

i really need to study. seriously.
concerntration blackout
xx

May 24, 2008

perplex composite, too much finance.

the girl with the broken legs & broken dreams.

well you were waiting for me, you saw me, adored me
as i wish the whole world would
you would never hurt me, desert me or work me
for all the things you thought you could

yea you would lick the tears from my eyes when i cried
oh how i missed you when i was gone
hurt me so to leave you, deceive you,
i needed you, i believed in you

now all i have is riches and stitches and pictures
money could never buy what you gave
and though my heart is aching and breaking im making
the most of what you send my way

i never meant to let you down
ill wait with a stake in my heart
i never meant to put you down
im trying not to fall apart.

xx

i found this,
behold it's my new shiny red car.
well, technically not..but it's old and nice.
gleee xx

0:58 - ni shi wo wei yi awee xx

ps. this is the song la all the guys cannot find.

pps. mr liu te hua is sexy cept after 3:29, his monyet dancing is uber unbecoming. peh

oh btw, did you know:
-there was an earthquake in china and bout 7000 schools crashed last week
-burma is currently having cyclones hits, last one hit 3 weeks ago
-last night's temperature was a crazy low of 6 degrees

PLEASE GO TAKE YOUR GOOD MOOLAH AND DONATE TO THOSE CAUSES!
asia/asian needs help! Yesyes
im gonna add my email just in case anyone wants to donate to me too..

stephkeah@gmail.com
www.savethechildren.org.au/australia/what_we_do_programs/emergencies/burma_cyclone_appeal.html
www.tear.org.au/projects/emergencies/burma-cyclone-relief/167 http://www.caritas.org.au/AM/Template.cfm?Section=China_Earthquake http://www.worldvision.com.au/emergency/chinaearthquake/

what is wrong with mother nature today? =/

does coffee fix everything that has unravelled?

May 23, 2008

inexorable.

flustered due to chilli.

Stoning on pork spare ribs. how candidX!

only mr. t can appreciate, pig's ears.
-that's why i took the pic.

momo tried to ask the woman to sit next to him.

in no apparent order,

munsies,
thank for those incessant 3 hrs calls at your midnight during your wee hours of studytime.
im sure they made you as poor as me or viceversa xx
ms. z,
thanks for lending me your eyes, ears & mouth so we could blabber all night in our druken stupor. im sure we have enough dirt for another session xx
mr. t,
thanks for (enter caption here) but i know you care.
gay biatch,
thanks for those cancer stick sessions where you'd buy me waffle after waffle (im expecting another next week) when you saw me spend exorbitant amounts of greens
ko,
thanks for looking at me funny & giving me the eye but also getting me red wine
mum&dad,
thanks for being in US, please buy me something pretty. no, just jesting.
xx
thanks because i know it's hard getting me out of the house.

im still bit iffy on whether i should be going home or not..
but..im prob gonna stay here.
find a pt job
put in reels of applications for intern
get a sewing machine, start sewing
hop onto ebay permanently
start playing poker yes yes yes
erm..learn pattern making
talk to student counsellors
start speaking to ppl again & not get clamped in my shell
go to the gym
go out for the much anticipated & promiseD movie -i know im sorry.
i wana watch 21 btw.
n eat chilli, endless amounts of chilli.

oh happy dax.

oh my, the sibling wasn't very nice.
last night, he manage to probe into my internal affair.
n there i wailed much like a big whale.
n he yelled at me insensitively.
how rude.
but i feel better now.

off to study
xoxo

I AM SO HUNGRY, the mistress needs fuel.

May 19, 2008

cliche.

alright, stop&listen.

this is probably the most positive i've ever been in the last two weeks.
there have been some major as well as minor slipups,
1. salad days
today my salad fell, literally on to the ground IN MY CAR.
noted that i was multitasking, i manage to squeak a FUCK!
needless to say, i was uber upset.
reasons being:
a. my salad cost me an arm & a leg. $7.50 flies higher than a kite.
b. i had to scoop out the salad (please think about the hand action) with my bear hands
c. i have a dirty car (not really) - i got home n did the 123 wipedown
d. i have to make a u-turn to buy another.

2. assignment woes
assignments have been keeping me up on my toes lately. i have been rather jumpy (maybe i have been missing my one to many teafix)
well, assignments are a bitch.

but i have decided to hold onto things which i find to be concrete.
so here goes,
back to the gym. buddy, i missed you.
more casual drinking chautut*
more dinner vendettas yum

anyway, you know who i veryberry miss? mr. t
time difference is a bitch, you have been replaced.
im a certified munsie junkie
xoxo

on a lighter note,
when in doubt, run. smiles*

frahfrah, i am so cliche.
bestielove
xx

May 17, 2008

speeding cars.

once broken, twice sewn.

i might go home.
xoxo

May 14, 2008

b.l.a.c.k.b.l.a.c.k.h.e.a.r.t.

bad day.
today is a very bad day.

i am very raw, emotionally.

pms.is.a.very.bad.auntie.
xx

-too much anger
-too many secrets
-too much thinking
-too much stress
-too much work
-too much greentea
-too much pms
-too ugly too fast


ps. half pinkie promise muns -doc. marts will be my LAST ebay buy!
i miss yoo very berry. please wake up.
lovelove, lesbian daughter.

May 13, 2008

Giuseppe,

oh, oh giuseppe,

1. bread with olive oil & vinegar, too oily
2. sea prawns, too oily
3. cod fish, too salty
4. calamari fritti, bit ick.
5. polenta, too cheesy, they ruined my polenta experience.
6. raspberry tart, too sweet.


kc.


candid.

i am wearing x1 brother's inner white tee.
it made me shrink horribly in the wrong areas.
i might just scribble in a red line so everyone can see. wink wink*


look can be deceiving, seriously.

that glob of mess to your right tasted excellent
(bet you didn't know there was crab in it, didya?), spaghetti arrabiatta.


gelato affrogato.
& the whiskey (far left) which we tried to convince m. to try -failed miserably.

sleep entitled. till tomorrow.
xx

May 11, 2008

bitter is the new black.

Last friday, i went to nic's housewarming.
What i got out of that:- several drunkard EMOS!
& the fact that: the more i drink, the more i want to drink.

nic, the party host received "blacknews" from back home.
personally, i don't think the both of them had a clue who jeffrey was.
but they managed to make a huge deal about him.

(now if you dont know jeffrey, let me recap infamous jeffrey)

jeffrey, the way i knew him,
1. he was that dude who got kicked out of dj
2. he transferred to ssc in form3
3. he was one of the lucky two who didn't get kick out on the first day in ssc
4. he secretly sneaks off to smoke during class
5. he is (from the gossips which travel) a gangster
6. he had long hair (from what i remember)

well, he's dead, from speeding off too hard & too fast on one of the malaysian highways.
RIP.

frankly speaking, nic doesn't know jeffrey.
why did he get emo over somebody he didn't even know?!?

news worthy? No.
excellente gossip material? Definitely!

but im sure we already knew who "queen of gossip" was anyway.
3 cheers to nic! YAY!
*btw, none of these were made up characters for my manjoyment!

Dont worry, none of this was meant to be hurtful.
You're just an easy target ehehehe

peh. im so bitter.

xx

Last night, i had korean.
we are never 3 times unlucky, says I!

There is this korean place, with traffic much like "little china".
mj & i have tried unsucessfully to secure a table for the past 3 weeks.
If i told you the location, i wouldn't get any korean. ever.

the food is excellent & they swear upon a "no msg" rule. (i highly doubt that)
it is full of flavour, oil drenched, korean chilli paste, highly seasoned with sesame seeds, vinegar, mayo.
im gonna take a swag at guessing the msg is in the korean chill paste.
but what you dont know won't kill you.
*evil grin.

i hadn't seen mj in yonks so meeting up for korean was great.

xx

I am currently trying to dissect/digest/devour a man's heart.

Why do we play "the game"?
because we enjoy all the confusion it brings us.

To think:
a phone call would cause confusion
a half an hour chat would generate dissapointment
a hug would create feelings
a date would mean marriage.

May as well tie myself to a bull la ha?

xx

May 7, 2008

Archetypes.


that man selling inner armour garments. source: flickr
http://www.flickr.com/photos/49485499@N00/

blurred by the fact that you are:

that dude who claims to know everything & anything
that dude who understands concepts the fastest
that dude who always does everything better than anyone
that dude who is the most popular & the coolest with the best fashion sense
that dude who is the most rebellious, the most loyal, the most loving
the protagonist.

the streotype,
an epitome,
that literary term, "my romeo"
sourced: wikitiki

the oversimplified, ungratified pariah.
let's pay homage to you.

because you are the greatest.
kautao*


too bad.
i am anti-heros.

so this,
this is my parody.
my fucking parody.

where for art thou, you silent protagonist?

xx

the difference between learning sewing fulltime & parttime,
1. access to limitless patterns
2. knowledge about cheaper, wholesale fabric
3. faster dressmaking experience
4. cheaper

well, i overestimated sewing.
time flies when you are sewing.

xx

Today was spent chasing time.
How do people survive with only 24 hours in a day?

i feel so sick.

the mistress is running a high on something.
she is pale, with clammy hands, wearing thick granny jumpers.
*technically, the remnants of whatsleftbehind by the mrs.

fuck.

May 6, 2008

asian <3 & other doldrums

Guess who is bumming at home with ebays, youtube, ares & assignments?
I swear im getting poorer by the minute.
Ebay is making me poor due to:
a. bad mistakes
b. vulnerability/i am so gullible/please pity me, dumb fools.
c. i keep setting my eyes on everything, literally.

Thanks to the louhang, I manage to find these..
look whos adding flavor?
asian pride, Jaabawookee <3>"the best" when you watch these guys in action.
Why I think they are good,
a. it seems as if they are mocking the song itself
b. they have a storyline for each song (everyeveryone needs a storyline remember*)
c. they make use of every beat, every sound and incorporate every step (so no beat is skipped/missed)
d. very excellent chreography & original too (although some thought the step were too easy)
e. they keep their audience entertained
f. they are very funny.
g. do watch. i have no more reasons.
xx






America's best dance crew.
have a look, take a listen.

kaotau*

i am broke. WAO"!
I have disregarded the fact that i overpaid my bill 2 months ago so I actually break even.
Please do not criticize the woman as she may start to cry.

As for now, no calls, no msges whatsoever, etc.
sry babes - sien. but in extenuating moolah pain
xx

On another note, my oral (for the first time), no jitters, no stumbles, no weeds, just smoothness.
I can't believe my oral went well.
I even managed to get a referral from my tutor -such a big achievement even since my hiccup*

This calls for big celebration, after x2 more assignments.
Oh and the exam timetable is out. Big whoop!X
Well, at least I have 1+ months to cover 15 weeks? of work.

Amazing.

My procrastination skills and I.
We have come to a great big agreement.
Procrastinate now (for a spittle), finish your bus. com assignment and procrastinate further.

Bleh.

Weather's too cold to go out.
Spit on me shall we?
I've resorted to my x2 daily muffin dose again.
I can't wait to drink my hot&sour soup and eat congee again.

Somehow it feels like im repeating myself because I just sent x1 exact email to the mrs.

BRR. It's getting cold in here!

May 4, 2008

merlot.

I finally finished my oral.

Finally, i have some tidy chillout songs to share..
Uuuuuuber cool...thanks loudao, because i believe ur my godfather.

Actually, there is more but imeem doesn't seem to have it.
Darn it!
xx

You're my deepest blue.

Am I dreamin now walkin on the moon
And I don't know how to reach you baby
Every time I try to move closer

If the world was born with more eyes.
wink wink*

Plspls, don't make my life difficult.
leftside, rightside, kaku because of it.

I'm so hungry.
2 bowls of congee, hot&sour soup, lai cha, plate of kailan is never enough.
i knew it! i knew it!


update*
2 apples later:- well, time to sleep hehheh.
Goodnight world (:
zZzz...

ps. my update a tad ugly lately ey? i have nothing to post.
-it's called "censorship"
read the fine print.

May 1, 2008

Phishing.

Ghee Beom Kim manages to create 2d pictures into 3d structures.
A little bit of geometry and maths does some good. Erh..?



Yuta Watanabe's perception of functionality.



teehee, smiles*
are you a drifter or an island? =/

Procrastinating via webcam.

9 degrees fucks you up.

We play around with widgets to keep entertained.
Find common ground when skin starts to act up.
Drink tripled boiled hothothot soup to keep internals heated.
Turn on x12hours & max heat on electric blanket.
Wear x many layers necessary to become x1 round ball.
Chuck heater on till it decides to chugchugchuggachug....X_X




Thought i was gonna strip, didn't you?
Dry humour.
Not for the faint hearted.
xx

mistress lovin


I've got bitten, have you? Get your kmnitist at your local pharm today!

me&km had this discussion about beaches, islands, drifters & ledges.


classic case of kmnitist, one by one:

"then they weren't really your friends in the first place, isn't it?"

"you're a beach! aHAHAHAHA" wtf.

"i think we really make good theories..or is that because im drunk?"

"bitch, i hate you. where you buy your sum boi from?"

"ADMIT!"




omg. hours&hours of fun.



money come in, money goes out.

whole dollop of lovin'