Simplicity: Jangan merangkak di atas tandas.

immediate translation: do not squat on toilets.
picture courtesy of deakin uni toilets.
xx

before i die,

Give my parents a wedding they deserve
Paragliding in the Himalayas
Go zorbing (rolling down a hill inside a giant plastic ball)
Speak in public & receive a standing ovation
Make passionate love in an airplane
Learn to apologize & eat humble pie.
Watch a space shuttle launch
Create a charity event
Ride in a hot air balloon
Try entomophagy
Run another marathon, 5 km, 10 km
Learn how to manage my anger effectively
Drink beer at Oktoberfest in Munich
Ride the Trans-Siberian Express (Moscow to Vladivostok)
Be my own boss and hopefully make partner.
Learn not to say yes when I really mean no
Flyfishing and eat my catch
White water rafting.
Conquer my fears by riding on a rollercoaster
Going to India.

littlest words

Fernando Pessoa 'A terrible weariness fills the soul of my heart. I feel sad because of whom I never was, and I don’t know with what kind of nostalgia I miss him'
Candice Chung, "Bad habits dont die - they just hibernate."
Blake, "God is an artist, you are the masterpiece."
Proust, "The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeing new landscapes, but in having new eyes."
Confucius, "The essence of knowledge is, having it, to use it"
Paris Hilton "Every woman should have 4 pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed & a jackass who pays for everything"
Grandmother "Marry a good man. Everything else comes and goes, but character last forever."
Eleanor Roosevelt "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."
William Shakespere "Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin as self-neglecting."
Mahatma Ghandi "A customer is the most important visitor on our premises, he is not dependent on us. We are dependent on him. He is not an interruption in our work. He is the purpose of it. He is not an outsider in our business. He is part of it. We are not doing him a favor by serving him. He is doing us a favor by giving us an opportunity to do so."
Theodore Levitt "Buyers do not buy quarter-inch drills; they buy quarter inch holes"
Harvinder Singh "Today is another day; not another paradise in the lecture theater"
Lance Armstrong “Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.”
Randy Pausch "When you are screwing up & nobody is saying anything to you anymore, they have given up. Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you want. Luck is where preparation meets opportunity. Be prepared. We cannot change the cards that we are dealt, just how we play the hand."
Pope "To Err is Human; to forgive is divine"
Eleanor Roosevelt "No one can make you feel inferior, without your permission"
"Failing to prepare is preparing to fail"
Mr. Jibbles "I'll jump you cunt."
Fergie "If you aint got no money take your broke ass home."
J. D. Salinger "Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."
James Dean "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."
Ernest Hemmingway "A man can be destroyed but not defeated"
Hunter S. Thompson "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Joan Rivers "People say that money isn't the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
Oscar Wilde "True friends stab you in the front."
Helen Keller "When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us."

June 14, 2008

Jangan merangkak di atas tandas.

2 comments:

whole dollop of lovin'

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