My productivity (X amount of goods & services produced x X amount of labour hours worked) increased at an exponential rate today, running at full steam. The technical lingo I chucked in was just to fill word count. Besides it looks pretty, pardon my idiosyncrasy.
I've basically did about 5 hours straight study (till my neck muscles tighten), like those monetary policies, minus out a hefty 3 hrs worth of procrastinating time & voila, you get an exponential growth rate. No, seriously.
Should i pie chart myself? hrm.
I forget to eat. I forget to sleep.
I'm wasting away.
*stress*
The cold metal on the chair (probably unintentional) has started to jab into my backbone.
Nasty nasty furniture i tell you xx (I like to talk to my furniture too)
Hopefully the sibling comes home with food for the poor starving african kid.
I've moved to my bed btw. Cosy has never been so cosy till I bought a warm toasty electric blanket. (please no mentions of the "what ifs" ala..)
Let me elaborate,
Question: What if some faulty wires spark a fire or worse..risk electrocution?
-Phishh, I've heard it all (the sibling is not kind)
Answer: Firstly, this would be highly unlikely. I'm sure the circuit board has a fuse. But if that actually occurs, I hope this happens while I'm out and all OUR things get burnt together. (The sibling looks hurt) And in the event that I am sleeping, let it be very good sleep. Hopefully the carbon dioxide kills me first.
And here i shall lie just like x1 comatose produce
Awaiting.
Well, i shouldn't be hungry..i've eaten
x1 poison apple
x1 packet honey macadamia (the economy sized ones)
x1 huge ass glass of milk
but these are just yunk.
I want dinner. whine*
Please feed me
xx
Totally unrelated, if sad had a colour, Id be grey. sigh.
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