Simplicity: mechaphile; noun-

July 27, 2008

mechaphile; noun-

individual with a fetish for machines (mostly cars), who desires or engages in some form of sexual gratification with the piece of equipment.

Seriously, can you imagine a man having sex with his car?
How strange. Imagine x1 penis grinding x1 car exhaust.

Heck, in no way am I discriminating their sexual desires (I mean a man's needs are a man's needs) For one, they are not hurting others. They make a decent living & they take good care of cars. But some parts of you has to admit, its weird..

And unfortunately, cars are unable to provide sexual consent. Poor herbie.

xx

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...: oh gross....as an engineer...i am VERY disturbed...makes me feel like i'm going through this whole degree to design sex toys for eccentric men...hahaha! very interesting article though i must say! xx; July 27, 2008 at 10:30 PM
babyink said...: sorta makes you think what else haven't we discovered ey? like they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder? =/; July 28, 2008 at 8:34 PM

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Try entomophagy
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