kids,

don't try this at home.

i contracted a slight case of '....'-which translates to needle eye.
i'm sure it wasn't (please do not miscontrue)
anyway, i think it was from wearing my glasses from dusk to dawn.

so i decided to "cleanse my eye".
you know wash with the eye solvent, eye drop whatever (but i didn't have any)

well, i decided to use dettol.
burn my whole face why don't you?
lucky i didn't put you in my eye innit.

tip, never wash your face with dettol.
xx

3 more to go, must hold in excitement.

till then.
xx

dearest 2nd paper,

you scare me with a seconds heartbeat.
but we can get through this, just you and me, right?

why couldn't you have been paper no. 4?

love, steph.
xx

G.R.E.A.T, fucking great.
i went over my cap AGAIN.

ARE you happy now?

im sure you are.